Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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