Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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