We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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