I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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