My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize