how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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