The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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