I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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