...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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