Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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