I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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