Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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