I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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