I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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