Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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