Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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