I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I don't want my vagina anymore.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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