..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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