State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize