i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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