I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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