matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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