at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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