broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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