apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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