Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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