I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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