I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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