The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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