How'd it feel making her break her religion?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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