you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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