Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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