I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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