Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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