mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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