My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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