You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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