Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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