Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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