i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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