Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does

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(541): View more from Oregon

for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college

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(216): View more from Ohio

Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.

(440): View more from Ohio

Honestly, what else do I have going for me?

(216): View more from Ohio

You make a valid point.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.

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(909): View more from California

Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬

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