thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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