There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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