I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
