So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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