Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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