Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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