I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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