He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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