Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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