so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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