a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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