Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm like, not good at living.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
