We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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