When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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