Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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