My first STD was from a foam party
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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