I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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