just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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