You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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