oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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